hey everyone im bored so im gonna write a line of a story and everyone else write the rest so here it goes lol…
There once was a girl named kellieoxox…
hey everyone im bored so im gonna write a line of a story and everyone else write the rest so here it goes lol…
There once was a girl named kellieoxox…
or kells for short, while she was straightening her hair for the fifth time in one day
she heard a noise coming from upstairs, she was home alone but shed left her window open!
it turn out sacred (her stalker) was climbing in the window! with help from nba who loves kels
,kells was too busy straightening her hair to find out what all the noise was lmao JK JK
then her best friends brooklynne and rc rang the doorbell she got up to answer the door and just moved in time before sacred grabbed her!!!!
brooklynne and rc got so scared they ran for help and got vendetta to come save kellie and beat up nba for being there:)
stacred gets in the house she was hiding with the lights off, sacred looks around shrugs his shoulder and says “hmm kellie?…gosh i rly need that hair straightner my cat got all fuzzy today” The End
~**soulja*Girl**~
but thats not really the end! that wuz just his exuse becuz vendetta showed up with his crazy rabbit to attack sacred…
lol
vs crazy rabbbit attacked sacred good but ripped apart a sofa while he was at it oopsie, sacred ran away and after reassurance from his momma he started to stalk monz, nba on the other hand tried getting into kells house again! but v had set a ketchup trap and nba got served!, then randomly a load of fat ppl came and dipped french fries in the ketchup……..
and it happend that nba had a huge fear of fat pple dipping frechfriens in ketchup…
so when he saw them come he ran stole kellie’s straightener and straightend there hair but for some reason they werent getting hurt they just kept eating there french fries… so he ran home and got his curling iron which he secretly uses and curled there hair but it still didnt work…
then he thought, wait a minute why would styling there hair help??? but bfore he could do anything one of the fat ppl had a McHeart attack, they landed on nba he was trapped in fat ewwwwwwwwww lol
Lol
Well, so then the fat disovled and all the fat people died
And the hair styler blew up, and ALL of then died
Heehee
~RC
y dont u just make the whole world die rc, lol
so v came back to see if his trap worked and discovered it did but kellie wutz missing…
And kells wat actually was doing at the time was re- styling her hair again
(and v i will make all of them die
)
~RC
v found kells in the flower bed lmao, and then berry came (not suprisingly)
, but then a huge bomn went off, georg bush had accidently blown up denver, o well
everyone wuz verry sad becuz lil wayne wuz visiting denver with his “dad” and got blown up as well… well almost everyone mabee not v lol…
but lil rats ghost haunted kells house that night, kells called in the ghost busters and they sucked him up into a vacuum and sent him to another dimension, but now kells had bigger problems, georg bush was planning to test a nuclear on californa
v was already on his way to stop him…..
when v finally arrived in california there was one day left until the nuclear test… but when he wuz there he realized something the president wuz in washington d.c. and he wuz just tellin the people wut to do so he wouldnt get stuck in the explosion :0…
+it would take three days to evacuate the whole of californa, no one knew what to do, but then Obama came to the rescue, he put on a jet pack and flew to washington, he also gave v a jet pack, and v flew to washington, Obama and v beat the crud outta bush for planning to blow up californa, bush was locked in a crazy shack and obama took his rightful place as president, all this time hilary clinton had been watching the simpsons, v then flew back to californa to spread the good news, kells had just finished straightenin her hair with the new hair straightener she had gotten!, rc was jealus of it lol
rc got so jealous that she made a plan to steal it… so one night when kellie and v were at a party rc snuck in kellies house… and found the straightener and stole it… when kellie and v got back they found it wuz gone! kellie wuz so depressed…
v tried to comfort kells, and immediatly phoned the police, a massive investigation began…… :O
Then one day v(LOL) stole it from rc, and then obama stole it from v :0 And then v came and killed obama and kellie then came and took hillary clinton from watchin Tv and she then found obama and V pled guilty of killin the president then kellie stole her hair stlyer back and then obama randomly came back to life and wuz president again and then bush blew up his own brain
~RC:mrgreen:
Then somehow denver got repared O.o and since bush wuz dead bill clinton came and re- blew up denver, and then v broke out of jail and kells slapped him and told him she missed him but that wuznt V that wuz nick jonas O.o then v was ACTUALLY in jail and then how was nick jonas prentending to b v?
But wait,that was V so v is apperntly Nick jonas O.o
then obama came and sent the FBI after “nick jonas” wink wink V xD and then the fbi never found him and it was appernt that him and kells were making out at her house (xP) then the FBI came to their home and yes they were xP xP xP
And so since the FBI found V or, “nick jonas” xD (ahh i like torturing V JK JK JK LOL) and so v was actually released because obama was still alive… to b contuinuted(all of this over a hair steightner lol)
cry cry jk jk xD, rc u must hav been pretty hyper wen u wrote that xP and i would never harm obama, hes my idol XD
Lol i was very hyper, i just ate five ice cream cones when i made that
anyways,
So v was running around lookin for mcain to beat ‘im up, (and yes im hyper here too i just ate two twinkies
) and then somehow bush was still alive (
)so he blew up california and then v and rc and kellie came and threw bush, mcain, and bill clinton out the window of the ovel office, then somehow kellie found obama with her new hair strieghtner and she stole it from him back, then the FBI came again but this time it was to congradulate us three for injuring the three most unliked pllz in the state
to b contuinued
~RC:mrgreen:
ok rc u are officially crazy xD
Uh oh. no im not xD
~RC:mrgreen:
yahh u r and i really did get a new straightner my other died tear tear
Lol nice and im only crazy when i eat too much sugar but i can b considered one of the thinest plz on earth xD lol
~RC:mrgreen:
haha good story lol
Continutation:
So now that we weer the most praised pllz in all of the USA, we got more stalkers! kells had begun to b stalked by soccer, while i was being stalked by rocked, and v was being stalked by mcain! Well anyways we weer all at kells house wit berry, blaze, and eric and then all of a sudden SMASH! mcain broke into the house, then v (Thank god) had FBI and obama on speed dial and they called them and mcain wuz locked in a crazy shack, so then everything wuz normal. then the stalkers of us (me and kells) aptempeted to break in! good thing rc always had atmoic bombs (xD) and was thrown at the stalkers. rocked ran for his life but soccer turned out 2 be a suicide bomber from iraq!!!!! so then soccer got his wish but then we all fled and then rocked got locked in a crazy shack wit mcain.
to b contuinued
~RC:mrgreen:
wait, i mean i wasnt thrown on the pllz the atomic bombs i had were
~RC:mrgreen:
ok i read to the part where wayne got blown up ( omg it took to long for him to DIE).
Blaze
RC: lolllllllllllllllll xD
i was reading it then just couldnt be bovered it was probably a great story one of u can tell me on pc if it was good or bad
lol.